May 2013
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May 22nd
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Reblog If you are a girl who loves football.
iamblueforever: theholybridge: lenastronaut: I want to see how many girls love football on tumblr :D So i reblog too. xD
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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April 2013
9 posts
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Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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How I feel after I take a nap
lolsofunny: lolfunniest:   (lol here!)
Apr 19th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 4th
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March 2013
3 posts
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Mar 26th
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carry-on-my-vulcan-sorcerer: you know when you finally come out of a fic or a book or a film and you can feel that you’ve changed because of it and when people talk to you or you do normal things like go and eat or something it feels wrong, like you’re slightly off time with the world by a few seconds…
Mar 13th
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Mar 4th
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February 2013
8 posts
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Feb 27th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 19th
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: jephry: if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
Feb 17th
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Feb 12th
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lolsofunny: I feel like this is my face 99% of the time
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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January 2013
10 posts
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Jan 26th
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lolsofunny: why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone 
Jan 24th
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Learning about sex positions in my mythology class.
Jan 23rd
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“There is an act of Parliament banning my autobiography.”
– Harriet Jones, Prime Minister
Jan 21st
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WatchWatch
Jan 19th
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The wang gets whacked.
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2012
12 posts
“It’s 12:25 on 12/25”
– My Brother
Dec 25th
2 tags
Quotes from my oldest Sister
I don’t wear my contacts because they make me yawn.
Dec 23rd
1 note
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“Mom: You guys need to straighten up the game room! My Brother: *Looks around*...”
Dec 21st
2 tags
Things my Brothers Say
Your dropping names like they’re testicles.
Dec 21st
4 tags
Funny 1D Conversation with my Brother
So I was talking to my brother about Peazer and I was saying Liam Payne is a member of one Direction and he was like Liam Payne is. And I was like yah, Liam Payne is a member of one Direction. And he was like no. I thought you said something else because when you say “Liam Payne is” really fast is sounds like something else.
Dec 19th
5 tags
Conversations in the Wall-Mart Checkout Aisle
Me: *scrolling through Tumblr
My Sister: Are you creeping on your fake boyfriend?
Me: Why yes. Yes, I am.
Dec 17th
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Looking through my Tumblr at an airport is really weird because my dash is full of Ed pictures courtesy of the many Ed blogs I follow, and I feel kind of like a stalker…. Oh well :)
Dec 15th
4 tags
Dec 14th
71 notes
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Final's Week
My Roommate: The purpose of this week is to gain 10 pounds. If I don't I'm going to be really disappointed.
Me: ....
Dec 11th
4 tags
Answered all of the questions on the Ed Sheeran quiz wrong just so I could go back and watch all the videos.
Dec 9th
Dec 8th
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Dec 2nd
526 notes
November 2012
2 posts
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lolsofunny: boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what You know I think I would be okay with this especially if it was this band:
Nov 29th
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Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
Friend with a boyfriend: Omg i just went on the cutest date
Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
Nov 28th
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October 2012
2 posts
lolsofunny: I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!” “UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!” We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.  thunderstorms are nothing more than...
Oct 10th
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