May 2013
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Reblog If you are a girl who loves football.
iamblueforever:
theholybridge:
lenastronaut:
I want to see how many girls love football on tumblr :D
So i reblog too. xD
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April 2013
9 posts
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How I feel after I take a nap
lolsofunny:
lolfunniest:
(lol here!)
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March 2013
3 posts
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carry-on-my-vulcan-sorcerer:
you know when you finally come out of a fic or a book or a film and you can feel that you’ve changed because of it and when people talk to you or you do normal things like go and eat or something it feels wrong, like you’re slightly off time with the world by a few seconds…
February 2013
8 posts
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
jephry:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
lolsofunny:
I feel like this is my face 99% of the time
January 2013
10 posts
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lolsofunny:
why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
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Learning about sex positions in my mythology class.
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There is an act of Parliament banning my autobiography.
– Harriet Jones, Prime Minister
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The wang gets whacked.
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December 2012
12 posts
It’s 12:25 on 12/25
– My Brother
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Quotes from my oldest Sister
I don’t wear my contacts because they make me yawn.
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Mom: You guys need to straighten up the game room!
My Brother: *Looks around*...
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Things my Brothers Say
Your dropping names like they’re testicles.
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Funny 1D Conversation with my Brother
So I was talking to my brother about Peazer and I was saying Liam Payne is a member of one Direction and he was like Liam Payne is. And I was like yah, Liam Payne is a member of one Direction. And he was like no. I thought you said something else because when you say “Liam Payne is” really fast is sounds like something else.
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Conversations in the Wall-Mart Checkout Aisle
Me: *scrolling through Tumblr
My Sister: Are you creeping on your fake boyfriend?
Me: Why yes. Yes, I am.
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Looking through my Tumblr at an airport is really weird because my dash is full of Ed pictures courtesy of the many Ed blogs I follow, and I feel kind of like a stalker…. Oh well :)
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Final's Week
My Roommate: The purpose of this week is to gain 10 pounds. If I don't I'm going to be really disappointed.
Me: ....
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Answered all of the questions on the Ed Sheeran quiz wrong just so I could go back and watch all the videos.
November 2012
2 posts
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lolsofunny:
boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what
You know I think I would be okay with this especially if it was this band:
Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
Friend with a boyfriend: Omg i just went on the cutest date
Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
October 2012
2 posts
lolsofunny:
I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
thunderstorms are nothing more than...